Yntonio Phrogg

Yntonio Phrogg is a Teras Terrace resident who has chosen the career of a used car salesman. That isn't to say he sells used cars—rather, he sells a used car, or he has a used car to sell that no one has bought just yet. He is asking a high enough price, however, that he figures that if he ever gets a buyer, he'll be set for life. Which isn't to say the car isn't worth it—it's an absolute wonder of a car, with many incredible properties, and seems to be going to waste just sitting in Yntonio's used car lot (a.k.a. his driveway). Among other perks, the car is self-repairing, which is how Yntonio manages to make a living while he's still looking for a buyer—he just tears off pieces of the car and sells them as scrap metal, and by the next day the car is miraculously good as new.

Nobody knows just where Yntonio got his marvelous car, and Yntonio isn't telling—though he has promised that if anyone ever buys the car, he'll give them the full account of how he acquired it. This may have been intended to sweeten the pot for potential buyers, but if so it hasn't sweetened it enough yet—as of right now, Yntonio's used car remains unsold.